Useless tool. Art object. Fidget device. Eyebrow raiser. Conversation starter. Inside joke. Table topper. Jiggle generator. Thought provoker. Mindless entertainment. Wrist workout. Office distraction. Impulse buy. Head scratcher. Attention grabber. Flip flopper. Shelf oddity. Novelty gift. Imagination sparker. Stress reliever. Collector’s item. Procrastination assistant. Obvious imposter.